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I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I | FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP | NO Visit my webpage! Velvet Blue ENTER KARKAT'S HIVE
hello. i am "webmaster" also "known" as "evil benny"
this is not my first website. my first website is onomadek.... i lost acess to it LONG AGO. SWAGEVER. i also ran something called morbin.among.sex [i did not choose the name. kainoa i will catch you.] but took it down after unfunny redditors began to flood my guestbook. webmaster learned to code by themselves with a bit of help from furries online. there was also this 30 year old spanish guy i turned to sometimes . but he didnt help. he was pulling a Reigen. i love reigen :) i dont love that guy tho. growls. i am friends with the neocities virgin mary sugarforbrains so give me free money and clout, ok? too bad he died... my pronouns are a guessing game. if you're tired of playing these games however, send me a quick email,ok? "but will you answer" "webmaster. are you gonna answer?" "webmaster are you gonna answer me ? ever?" shut it...! i log in like twice a month blehhhhhh i have a secretary but there was an incident. but he exists. i swear. i dont like how this page and the index are so similar but i had to make do.... ughhhh

SITE IS CLOSED FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
this is a new, [not so] temporary, index i made after thorough feedback from my sister
this is the bun and the pages are the meat, ok? all that matters are the subpages, okay? don't cry.
while you're here, turn autoplay on your browser if you still haven't. neocities is nothing without it. you're being weird man

my button, ok?

hey .man

my pet rabbit who i hate. little cunt
hey man

Which OStan are you?

You are Windows 95. You are the oldest of the Windows girl who still hangs around, so you're bit more mature than some of the others, but not really any more effective. You dress and act like a traditional Meiji-era Japanese girl most of the time, but when confronted with your hated rivals, the Apple-tans, your katana comes out and you go for the kill.